THE FAT POLICE ARE COMING!
WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration has formed the world’s first Fat Police unit. They’re mission: arrest the obese. The Obama Administration announced yesterday that they have formed a special...
View ArticleBAT BOY TO BE ROMNEY’S VP
GOP insiders are convinced that Mitt Romney will pick Bat Boy as his Vice Presidential nominee. According to sources close to the Romney camp, Bat Boy could get the nod as soon as this week. Campaign...
View ArticleBIDEN ENDORSES ROMNEY FOR PRESIDENT!
Vice President Joe Biden shocked the nation in a speech last night when he endorsed Mitt Romney for President. Vice President Joe Biden reportedly told a crowd in Tampa last night that “I am one...
View ArticleGOV. CHRISTIE TO ARREST "STUPID PEOPLE"
With Hurricane Sandy set to destroy the Jersey Shore, Governor Chris Christie ordered all stupid people arrested. A year after telling New Jersey residents to “Get the hell off the beach” as Hurricane...
View ArticleBRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: NEW JERSEY WILL RISE AGAIN!
Bruce Springsteen has reportedly promised to do everything in his power help his home state. One of Bruce’s signature songs is “Fourth of July, Asbury Park (Sandy)”. It’s an ironic twist on this...
View ArticleGOV. CHRIS CHRISTIE ENDORSES OBAMA
Following the visit to assess the damage on the Jersey Shore, Gov. Christie is now endorsing Barack Obama for President. Gov. Christie who just a week ago reportedly said that Barack Obama “couldn’t...
View ArticleOBAMA NAMES ROMNEY SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY
President Obama made good on his promise to reach across the aisle and appointed Mitt Romney as the new Secretary of Treasury. In a ceremony at the White House this morning, President Obama replaced...
View ArticleCHRIS CHRISTIE: SPIDER KILLER!
Chris Christie is on a rampage – killing spiders all over New Jersey. It started when Governor Christie killed a spider that was terrorizing a group of schoolchildren during a visit to his office. PETA...
View ArticleCHRIS CHRISTIE OFFICIALLY BECOMES A DEMOCRAT
Chris Christie has left the GOP for good. He reportedly announced that he is now a Democrat. Chris Christie completed his transformation from Republican to Democrat yesterday and by doing so, took a...
View ArticleGOD PARTICLE FOUND IN NEW JERSEY
CAMDEN — Physicists confirmed that they have found the source of our universe – and it’s in New Jersey! Physicists made a major scientific discovery – proving that the “God particle” actually exists...
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