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THE FAT POLICE ARE COMING!

WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration has formed the world’s first Fat Police unit.  They’re mission:  arrest the obese. The Obama Administration announced yesterday that they have formed a special...

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BAT BOY TO BE ROMNEY’S VP

GOP insiders are convinced that Mitt Romney will pick Bat Boy as his Vice Presidential nominee. According to sources close to the Romney camp,  Bat Boy could get the nod as soon as this week.  Campaign...

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BIDEN ENDORSES ROMNEY FOR PRESIDENT!

Vice President Joe Biden shocked the nation in a speech last night when he endorsed Mitt Romney for President. Vice President Joe Biden reportedly told a crowd in Tampa last night that  “I am one...

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GOV. CHRISTIE TO ARREST "STUPID PEOPLE"

With Hurricane Sandy set to destroy the Jersey Shore, Governor Chris Christie ordered all stupid people arrested. A year after telling New Jersey residents to “Get the hell off the beach” as Hurricane...

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BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: NEW JERSEY WILL RISE AGAIN!

Bruce Springsteen has reportedly promised to do everything in his power help his home state. One of Bruce’s signature songs is “Fourth of July, Asbury Park (Sandy)”. It’s an ironic twist on this...

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GOV. CHRIS CHRISTIE ENDORSES OBAMA

Following the visit to assess the damage on the Jersey Shore, Gov. Christie is now endorsing Barack Obama for President. Gov. Christie who just a week ago reportedly said that Barack Obama “couldn’t...

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OBAMA NAMES ROMNEY SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY

President Obama made good on his promise to reach across the aisle and appointed Mitt Romney as the new Secretary of Treasury. In a ceremony at the White House this morning, President Obama replaced...

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CHRIS CHRISTIE: SPIDER KILLER!

Chris Christie is on a rampage – killing spiders all over New Jersey. It started when Governor Christie killed a spider that was terrorizing a group of schoolchildren during a visit to his office. PETA...

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CHRIS CHRISTIE OFFICIALLY BECOMES A DEMOCRAT

Chris Christie has left the GOP for good.  He reportedly announced that he is now a Democrat. Chris Christie completed his transformation from Republican to Democrat yesterday and by doing so, took a...

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GOD PARTICLE FOUND IN NEW JERSEY

CAMDEN — Physicists confirmed that they have found the source of our universe – and it’s in New Jersey! Physicists made a major scientific discovery – proving that the “God particle” actually exists...

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